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The watch story of the morning: The hooker sold my watch for a tattoo

March 10th, 2009 No comments

pretty-woman-31jpgFrom the Watch and Clock Forum we find a funny thread:

As you know, my watch was stolen. Apparently, a janitor in the building where I exercise decided that he would be happier with whatever was in my locker than I would be, and as a result became the proud (if illicit) owner of a JS Watch Co timepiece. From him, it went to a prostitute, in payment for some kind of activity. No doubt, the activity provided a much more gratifying sense of pleasure than wearing the watch, for he traded it for the prostitute’s services. According to my source, the prostitute’s time would have cost the janitor $500. The prostitute, in turn, traded it to a tattoo artist, who provided a red, yellow and orange shooting star on the back of her neck… a $200 decoration.

Check out the whole thread for more hijinks.

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“These are not the droids you’re looking for:” Longines uses the power of suggestion

February 12th, 2009 2 comments

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From a Longines email I just got. Seems like a logical progression of events. But WHEN do you buy the watch?

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