Are you rugged, handsome, and rich? Ulysses Nardin has some hot stuff for you, baby. Their latest divers have just hit the shelves and they are very, very pretty and aimed at people with more facial hair than college debt.

The piece comes in men’s and women’s and is called the Diver 42 mm. It comes in a shark gray PVD finish with a rubberized bezel and domed sapphire glass. I would love to show more pictures of it but this is what UN sent with its press release. These highlight the special “Beau Lake” edition of the diver for North America which is sold in conjunction with probably the sweetest paddleboard you’ve ever laid eyes on.

The piece has 300M water resistance.

The ladies edition is slightly smaller with mother of peal dial and “40 diamonds for a total of .80 karats.”

UN makes beautiful sea-worthy watches, to be sure and this piece, at $16,000, isn’t terrible in price. But maybe they could strap one of these to a balding middle-aged dude at Myrtle Beach? Have him sitting on a chair eating a sandwich while his kids play? You know, to expand the audience a little? Just a thought.

By John Biggs

John lives in Brooklyn and has loved watches since he got his first Swatch Irony automatic in 1998. He is the editor of WristWatchReview.

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